Saturday, August 05, 2006

A decent spam

I actually got a spam that I actually enjoyed today. It's a story of sorts. I thought I would share it with you.

Doremus and Sissy, side by side on a couch, watched the booksthrown in a heap. It lay there open to a Phizdrawing of Sairey Gamp, which withered instantly. You folks can come inand set by the fire, if you want to. Id like to have a dozenof the little devils around. Not even now did he alarm her by confessing that he planned to comeback, into danger. Doremus could not have stayed away from the book-burning. Davidsat up, the blue motor robe about him. Not even now did he alarm her by confessing that he planned to comeback, into danger. The car was a storm-menaced cabin in thewilderness. To Doremus, Sissy whispered, Darn well ought to be cute. He crawled up to the light, which was mounted on a platform infront of a small shelter hut. But just the same, wellbe having children. No dictator can completely smother us now! By God, sir,mens souls and blood are not eggshells for tyrants to break! Perhaps,some day, in a corporate empire, he might be Sir Effingham Swan,Bart. Id like to have a dozenof the little devils around. Noteven Lorindas faith, not even Sissys jibes and Bucks stories,could rouse him to hope. Foolish woke up to cough inquiringly andreturned to his dream of rabbiting. Merillas in New York, gadding,and Im all alone here. Take me weeks to realize on what investmentsIve got. Id like to have a dozenof the little devils around. And it seemed to him that Philip wasa little heavy and senatorial in speech and a bit too cordial. But perhaps the tramp really was a tramp. I reckon theyve just been laying off you till Staubmeyerpicked your brains. I told you there was nothing, said Staubmeyer, after the search. Candy who, from the doorway, led off: Now isntthat like a man! He roused to a half-dawn filmy with snow. Oh, listen, Pater, please dont joke tonight!


Yup .. there you have it. Now I want reports on the story by Thursday.

Well it's John's "stag" thing tonight. Well I don't know what else to call it.. but it isn't really going to be a stag. No naked girls or anything. None of the strippers here in Regina are worth shelling out the money for. He doesn't know about it yet. Unless he read this. But .. I know he probably won't. We are going bowling and then hanging out over at the Adrienne's staggette party is. Some of you may say .. oo bowling .. whoopie .. but hey .. we're old.

1 comment:

Maria said...

I don't get it.
I never did like spam.